I thought that yesterday’s pictures of super hottie Irina Shayk were pretty damn hot, which they were, but these pictures of her walking the streets in her little short shorts are just as amazing. Sure she’s not wearing a skin tight dress that hides nothing, but the girl is just awesome. If I didn’t already know that she’s slept with ultimate Euro douche Christiano Ronaldo I’d be all over her. If you truly believe that I wouldn’t sleep with this beauty because she’s Ronaldo’s sloppy seconds you’re out of your frikin’ mind. I love her.

Apparently these are pictures of Paris Hilton filming a video for a new single she’s releasing. I know, I thought we were done with this garbage. Anyhow, at least she’s wearing a hot pink little bathing suit. I love skinny little rich chicks in bathing suits and high heels shaking their asses. Sadly she can’t wear her magical bra that pushes up her little boobies. At least she brought her slutty friends along for the shoot.

Get it? Her hotness is sick… Because she contracted malaria somehow a month or so ago. Anything? Alright so it’s not my best title, but that doesn’t mean that Cheryl Tweedy isn’t a hot piece of ass. I think these are the first pictures of her since she got the disease, she looks good for a woman who was on death’s door not too long ago. I have no idea if she was that sick, but it makes the story a whole more exciting. Especially because I can’t see her boobs.

It seems like the best thing that this Irina Shayk or Sheik model chick could have done was date that super Euro douche Chritiano Ronaldo, she’s everywhere these days. That’s not true, the best thing she could have done was squeeze her sexy little ass into that tight ass dress she’s wearing. Jesus! I get that models are supposed to make everything they wear look good, but this is ridiculous. I would give up my first born for a piece of this action. I’m not kidding, I think he’s about eleven now and living in Fresno.

I kind of like when AnnaLynne McCord straightens her hair, it’s like I’m masturbating to a whole other person. But seriously folks, my girlfriend does this kind of thing from time to time and I love it, I pretend that I’m having an affair with her naughty evil twin. An evil twin who also won’t let me stick it where I want to, but it’s still pretty good. Anyhow, where was I? AnnaLynne is hot, but I want to punch myself in the mouth when I see pictures of her blowing kisses to the camera. Why does she constantly do this crap? I’m losing it.

Here’s Playboy playmate Jayde Nicole out the other day in, well in her underwear, with some trashy friends and it looks like she picked up some sort of injury to her chin. Poor princess, I didn’t know testicles could be so dangerous. I’m kidding, their are any number of reasons why she’s got a band-aid on her chin, pimples or herpes flare up, I just chose the one that I thought would be the funniest.

I’ve been a big fan of Audrina Patridge’s big fake boobies for a few years now, so I for one am going to miss them when they’re gone. That’s not going to say that I’m going to miss Audrina, good riddance, but her boobs and I have very fond memories together. Here they are on their way to some sort of lady reality douche event looking all perky and squeezable. I didn’t think saying goodbye was going to be so hard… That wasn’t a reference to my boner.

I know what you’re thinking, but Blake Lively’s dress is technically see through. Unfortunately it’s see through in all the wrong places. Not that it matters, this chick is so hot that she could be wearing see through socks and I’d still find it amazing. Besides, did you really think that a classy broad like Blake would flash her boobs like some trashy D lister? Please!!… No really, pretty please.

We’ve all seen what Hilary Duff’s constant working out has done for her sexy little body, so it’s nice to see that she’s decided to bring her sister along. Here are the pair leaving the gym in matching spandex get ups. Sweet. This is a sister combination I would like to somehow find myself a part of. Sure Haylie’s just a poor man’s Hilary, but mix them up together in a nice little kiddy pool filled with baby oil and nobody is going to care.